Choad: A short, fat penis. Specifically, I understand, one that is wider than it is long. Is that possible? And aren’t you glad I didn’t include a photo? Attribution: all the young boys seem to know this one. Perhaps it’s a particular horror.
To cut a chogie: To execute a shortcut, according to our newbestfriend Jeff. Here’s a very interesting etymological piece that takes it back to the Korean War as a term for hurrying up.
Spizzerinctum: Chutzpah, guts, nerve, backbone. Determination, ardor, zeal. As in Frieda’s Facebook post, “You really sang with “spizzerinctum!”
Humph. Sounds like a cross between sphincter and rectum, with a little sizzle thrown in for good measure. I bet we can come up with a better definition here.
Shart: Something between s*it and fa*t. Special thanks to the White Sisters for this one. My question … Is it like trying to sh*t and only farting? Or is it like farting and accidentally leaving bacon strips in your whitey tighties?
Fire. An emerging term for “cool.” Uttered frequently by one 15-year-old Max, and defined for me by a 20-year-old Max as a term out of pot-smoking culture.
Hotter than the hinges of hell. Important to make two syllables out of hay-yell. Attribution Dick, who didn’t realize maybe that it was hotter in ATL than JAX.