Dontcha just love the Daily Mail? I mean, these are the things we really care about, our real kitchen-table issues. I’ve seen eggplants that look like accidental dongs and plenty of pears that made my kids giggle about ample women’s behinds.
Shoot, I’ll be there’s a blog out there that chronicles them. If not, let’s start one. How ’bout VeggieMorphs for a title?